I Really hate my Sister right now

I cant believe my own sister is such a bitch. I mean we do EVERYTHING for her and yet she still isnt satisfied. She is manipulative, domineering, a liar and a cheat. She steals personal things from ME and my husband and yet I always tried to keep the peace by not upsetting her or trying to disagree with her even when I know she is wrong and I am right or someone else is right. She has been like this all our lives, and it upsets me to know that people fall into her trap and believe her every little moaning bitchiness. I truly hate her right now. I cant fathom her recent actions of deceit, lies and aggressiveness. She doesnt work, on the benefit yet her men friends buy her everything. She hasnt worked in years and her catchphrase is .. "why work when I get more on the dpb? and if I did work I want 40 thousand plus a year and a company car." Yup, thats my two faced back stabbing lazy sister. I cant forgive her this time, the anger is raw and deep. I wish she would just leave me alone and admit to her mistakes and stop lying to everyone. Grrrrr

~PMS~

Why is it, that men just dont understand pms!? I mean, come on .. wots wrong with a few hormonal tantrums now and then? I see absolutely nothing wrong with throwing a few assorted household items about, at 'that' time of the month. Men just dont get it do they? Hormones run a riot with us women, men just have no clue how hormones work, basically because they only have one hormone, and no more need said about that! When pms comes to my house, it usually arrives in a flurry of instantantaneous amusement - to iteself. I mean, I didnt even inivite it to come and visit, let alone put its feet up and stay a while! Yet man seems to think that we actually DO invite it into our lives, and actually coax it into full blown abuse, mind games, and hurling the crockery matches! men have NO idea. They dont know wot its like having ones hormones being taken over by some alienic demon that we have no control over wot-so-ever. It's definitely hormone hostage taking, no mistake about it. I even hear that some men, if not all men, actually think we use pms as an excuse to pack a paddy, have a tantrum, or demand their attention! Well helloooo NEWS FLASH .. AS IF!! If men had pms they wouldnt survive. They would shrivel up and die, plead insanity and the like. PMS is a part of the womanly ilk, and like it or not (which I can assume is a positive not!) - women just put up with it, and sometimes just sometimes, we actually survive one month without killing someone or something, and the dearly beloved husband/boyfriend/partner can survive a month without getting abused, beaten or worse!

WORK

Well, wot a day I have had! I have done bugger all of little and feel totally knackered by the whole experience of it all. I have to shoot my butt off into work tomorrow and I must say, THAT doesnt excite me ONE iota! I ought to be self sufficient in that I wouldnt have to work, because quite frankly darlings, my job peeves me at the best of times, and I can think of far more wonderous things to do. Wouldnt it be lovely to be able to not have to work, to just sit on ones own resources, and fiddle away with ones domesticity and marvel at ones own work. Well I guess boredom would eventually settle in and make itself at home, but the dream alone isnt doing me any harm. So in saying all that, have a wonderful wot ever it is you do best, and please pop in and see me some time. Hoo roo.

POPCORN

It has to be the most disgusting of smells when SOMEONE in your house decides to nuke a whopping big bag of processed popcorn in your microwave! pewk, eeew pewk! The smell is gonna linger now ALL nite, it is not nice. Ok, so you may think I am a neurotic popcorn fiend, but truly, whilst some popcorn does smell and taste ..well..nice I guess, thats when it is at the picture theatres in a larger foyer with airvents and ventilation things sifting all manner of fowl smells up and out etc. In the house however, on a rather clammy evening, zapping buttery butter popcorn in the NEW microwave, does nothing for my nasal passages, NOR my headache which I thought had moved on for the nite. Honestly, we just had dinner not so long ago and now he has nuked popcorn! Wonder if I should sink my teeth into some wad of chocolate then, see his eyes light up then! O well, too roo for now.

Its all about the weather isnt it?

It's a crappy day outside, now! It was perfectly okay weather up until a nano second ago. I mean, come on, it IS supposed to be summer down here in the southern hemisphere. One cant expect too much though. This El Nino or la bamba wot ever its name is, seems to getting the blame for all this weather of late. Take last night on the news for instance, flash flooding in some Asian countries, massive ice,sleet and snow storms in some parts of America, and warm winter weather in Canada. What the heck is warm winter? Winter is winter, cold and colder. That's it! I took note of wot the weather man said last nite "rain ALL week ALL over", wot would he know right? it didnt rain ONCE today, it has only marginally spat moments ago. Pity the poor sucker who had postponed his nude sunbathing on some hot sandy beach somewhere, because the weatherman SAID it was going to rain ALL day!! Someone ought to tell these 'predictors' of weather to shut their beaks until AFTER the fact. No harm in saying "it MITE rain". Grrrr. O well, tomorrow for sure the skies will open and there will be abundant rain for everyone. Thats my prediction and I am sticking to it. Too roo.

CRIPES!!

The TROUBLE I am having trying to even access my blog is reaaaaaaaaaaally rattling my dags this arvo'. I keep getting access denied messages blah blah blah, honestly anyone would think its an atm machine or top secret space mission I am trying to access. I got more chance of successfully hacking the ex leader of the oppositions email account than trying to work my way around this blog thing, AT this point in time. I think my caffeine intake today has been seriously neglected, and as the other half isnt quite up to mastering the coffee etiquette as I see it, then its up to me to drag my sorry sad butt into the kitchen (you k now the place where women are told they rreign supreme in) grrrrrrrr. O well, seeing as I have managed to post this message, then perhaps I am on the way to my first adventure in bloggy land. Too roo for now fellow blogites.

Sheer Abandon? Wot's This All About then ...

Hi there, welcome to my patch on the net. Why Sheer Abandaon? Well, because I think it depicts alot of wot I am about, I can readily abandon almost anything I set my mind to, should I be in the mood too lol. I am quite simply one of the nuttiest acorns in the tree, and can tip the scales of reality at a whim, dont get me wrong though, I can be a bitch too, and if people get up my nose .. well lets just say that the goobers of life arent always a smoothe ride, regardless of romanility of snout, or quantity of snoterism. My blog is simply about life, whether it be filled with laughter or woe, tales of disastrous moments or affectionate tidbits. Life can be about jollity or tears, its wot makes this place tick. I like to refer to this blog as an out, to come here and type feverishly about wot irks me, wot cheers me, and basically wot motivates me to continue. Sheer Abandon is simply that - an adonment in the sheerest form - of our thoughts, our hopes, our desires, blah blah blah. Enjoy your time here, and please - profanity is a form of jumbled up letters that really dont make us look too good, lol.